December 2010
44 posts
“Girls whose first impression of me being gay mostly always ends up becoming my...”
– Quiz Of The Day
At the optician's
Me : Do you have 'Mark Laurens' frames?
Salesgirl : Errmmm... No. We only have 'Ralph Laurens'.
Me : Gaaahh!!! *rolls eyes*
“Suddenly 2010 is turning into a watershed year for me. I’ll miss you 2010....”
– Early Morning Nonsense Before I Fall Asleep
Overheard
Joe : Why did you get married?
Jim : Oh, I think I was mentally I'll when I did.
Joe : Then why did you get divorced?
Jim : Oh..... I recovered.
“Being divorced is like being hit by a Dump truck. If you live through it, you...”
– Some wise divorcee…..
“Everybody wants something, just a little bit more…….”
– Bon Jovi (What Do You Got)
“Out of a sudden, the missing pieces in my life is making their absence felt.”
– My Thought At This Exact Moment
“Life is beautiful. You gotta take the chances that makes it so.”
– Roy A.L
“I never want to impress others. I don’t. I mean, how do I compete when I...”
– Confession Of The Day
Overheard
Gal : Dear, do you miss me??
Guy : Yes dear. Of course I do.
Gal : Then do you love me?
Guy : Errmmm.... Wait, aren't we supposed to alight at this station. *checks location* Ummm... Nope! So, what you wanna eat for dinner?
Gal : ???!! *frust tertonggeng*
“Just doesn’t have the heart to tell his own mum that the only reason that...”
– Confession of the day
Mummy Dearest
Me : Bu, mintak tolong jap. Please...
Mum : Adik nak ape? Ibu ngah sibuk ni.
Me: Tolong gosok kan baju. Adik da lambat ni nak gi work.
Mum : Alaaaa.... Adik ni kacau je la!! Tu la, Ibu suruh kawin tanak! Ni Ibu ngah sibuk nak beat 'high score' game ni. Uuurrgghh!!
Me : Lerr..... Sampai ke situ la pulak??! Yikes!!!
“I know how you feel. You don’t know if you want to hit me or kiss me. I...”
– Roy A.L
“Life is beautiful. You gotta live it to know it.”
– Roy A.L
“Life is beautiful. Cherishing your loved ones and being cherished in return is...”
– Roy A.L
“All I want for Christmas is…..
Someone I can’t resist ;)”
– Roy A.L
“Two wrongs doesn’t make it right. But two slips? Well, that’s...”
– Accidental Quote Of The Day
“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.”
– Mark Twain
Never Enough.....
It’s hard. And it’s kinda complicated. But what ain’t?
Look around you and you see everything in colour. Vibrant and alive. That’s life.
Sometimes we just take too long looking at the sight of your goal that you forget to appreciate the beauty around it.
Don’t forget, that everything is transient. However hard you try, nothing last forever. Though there are...
“Let me be a reminder of what you used to have. But can never ever keep.”
– Roy A.L
Mummy Dearest
Mum: 'Aik! Keluar? Nak gi keje ke?'
Me: 'Tak keje nari. Kuar je.'
Mum: 'Gi dating eh??'
Me: 'Dating eh? Tak dapat la.... Yikes!!'
“Life is beautiful. The one who doesn’t think so must have been a very very...”
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Overheard.....
Joe - ‘So, Jack, are you married?’
Jack - ‘Me? Nah…. Too good looking to get married. How bout you dude?
Joe - ‘Ouh… Me? Nah…. Too good looking to STAY married…..’ :p
“Karma is a bitch, not a dog. You’re welcomed, thank you”
– Roy A.L
“Life is beautiful. The simplest things are exceptional. Never the rule.”
– Roy A.L
“Most times I look back at the things that I’ve done, I tell myself,...”
– Roy A.L
“There is really a fine line between reality and fantasy. Sometimes I just forget...”
– Roy A.L
“Life is beautiful. Like a perfectly good MacDonalds Deluxe Breakfast.”
– Roy A.L
“Sometimes, what does matter is, I don’t really care as much as I ought to...”
– Roy A.L